As soon as I reached 30 miles from Chicago I needed to turn around. Fuck.
One day I’ll figure it out. Until then, I’ll do whatever takes this feeling away.
I could say I’m nervous, excited, disappointed, stoked, so many words.
Not a single one would descibe how I feel right now.
Who needs words when you can actually feel it.
1. What was the last TV show you watched? Bob’s Burgers
2. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed? Mardi Gras Mambo. In other words, LOTS of rum
3. Have you ever lied to get out of a date or relationship? Yes
4. What do you think of velvet knickers? I think you shouldn’t call them knickers
5. Have you ever been in the back of a police car? Yes.
6. Post a screenshot of your tumblr dash No.
7. Post a screenshot of your facebook newsfeed Fuck that.
8. What do you normally order in a bar/pub? wine. margarita. shots.
9. Have you ever wanted to be a police officer? for like five seconds. then I found my senses.
10. What is your usual everyday dress code? jeans. tshirt. done.
11. Do you lift weights? tiny ones.
12. Sherlock or Doctor Who? Uh NO
13. Do you know self defence? I know how to spell it correctly.
14. What fandoms are you part of? Dexter.
15. Who is your OTP? Wtf does that mean?
16. Glitter or feathers? Both?
17. Daisies or buttercups?daises
18. What countries have you been to? Merika
19. Do you think schools should bring back corporal punishment? Yes.
20. Post a screencap of a Google maps view of your hometown, state or county. Ain’t nobody got time for dat.
21. Have you ever self harmed? I’ll harm you.
22. Do you look after your body? Nope. I’m a blob person.
23. How much sleep do you get per night? little to none.
24. If you could take only one trip with the Doctor in his TARDIS where would you ask him to take you? To Fuckoffs-ville
25. Do you think women look good in suits? no.
26. Matches or lighters? lighter.
27. What is your favourite type of cake? the kind you eat.
28. Who was the last celebrity you spoke to and what did you say? none, cuz i dont care.
29. Do you get starstruck? wtf?
30. Who was your favourite author as a child? your mom